January 2010
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Story of a Man
While walking down the street, I heard an old man say, “I’ve been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now.” I was touched until I heard him say “I wish she knew” :’(((((((((( :< Really sad.
Jan 28th
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A while ago. In the car. On our way home. Me + mom...
Me: I have so many things to do! I am so stressed.
Jan: I know what to give you on your birthday.
Me: Aww. What? :D
Jan: Stresstabs.
Me: :/
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Ngayon ko lang nakita to. LMAO =))
Jan 27th
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Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan. --HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG. NAIIMAGINE KO SIYA SINASABI YAN.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Infatuation- A foolish, unreasoning, or...
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Is there a sense in waiting? We are all waiting. For someone. For something. Question is: Is HE/SHE worth it? Think again. Life’s too short to wait for the wrong one. Do you think you are just wasting your time for that someone? Everything is still up to you. It’s your own decision anyway. It’s your choice. Do what you think is right. Do what makes you happy. Life is...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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“Look. We both know life is short. Too short to waste a single second with anyone...”
Jan 16th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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ListenLoving this song, playing it over and over again....
Jan 12th